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TRIPLE
SCOTCH
A
guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.
The bartender pours him the drink and the guy downs it in
one gulp. "Wow", says the bartender, "Something
bad must have happened."
"Yeah it did," he said. "I came home early
today, went up to the bedroom, and found my wife having
sex with my best friend."
The bartender pours the guy another triple shot. "This
one's on the house". The dude gulps it down once again.
The bartender asks "Did you say anything to your wife?
The guy answers "Yea, I walked up to her, told her
to pack her bags and get out!"
"What about your friend?" asks the bartender.
"I looked him straight in the eye and said BAD DOG."
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