was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I
don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has
everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything
she wants, so I'm stumped."
His buddy said, "I have an idea - why don't you make
up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great
sex, any way she wants it - she'll probably be thrilled."
So the that's what Joe did.
The next day at the bar his buddy said, "Well? Did
you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," said Joe.
"Did she like it?" His buddy asked.
"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on
the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be
back in an hour!!"