Two
friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out
a cigar but he didn't have a lighter so he asked his friend
if he had one.
"I sure do," he replied and reached into his pocket
and pulled out a 10 inch Bic lighter.
"Wow!" said his friend, "where did you get
that monster."
"I got it from my genie."
"You have a genie?" he asked.
"Yes, he's right here in my pocket."
"Could I see him?"
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a very small genie.The
friend says, "I'm a good friend of your master. Will
you grant me one wish?"
"Yes I will," the genie said so he asks him for
a million bucks and the genie hops back into his master's
pocket and leaves the man standing there waiting for his
million bucks.
About this time, a duck walks into the bar followed by another.
Then more ducks come pouring in. Before long the entire
bar has ducks everywhere. The friend tells his buddy, "What
is going on here, I asked for a million bucks not ducks!"
He answers, "I forgot to tell you the genie is hard
of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 10 inch
Bic?"
A forensic science graduate caught a care assistant
thieving from her sick grandmother - with the help of a camera hidden
inside a teddy bear.
Emma Sampson, 21, set out to nab the thief after her grandmother, 75-year-old
Thelma Sampson, noticed that money was missing from her home in Walton,
Liverpool, England.
The forensic science graduate cleverly put her science skills to work
and called in the help of teddy and a hidden camera.
Emma and her dad Robert devised the scheme after his mom Thelma, who has
end stage leukemia, noticed £40 had gone missing from her purse.