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BELLIGERENT
BEAR
A
bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down.
He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve
beer to bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served
a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully,
"We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in
Billings."
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve
me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end
of the bar."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats
the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a
beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings that are on
drugs."
The bear says, "I'm not on drugs."
The bartender says, "You are now, that was a Barbitchyouate."
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