Lifeisajoke funny jokes, pictures, cartoons, flash greetings, movies, cartoons, quotes
Latest Funny Pictures, Cartoons, Flash Animations
Boobs can get you killed
Boobs Can Kill
Desperate Housewives
Desperate Wives
Recycles testicle uses
Old Testicles
Doggy Dating Flash Movie
Doggy Dating
Ozzy Osbourne Flash Movie
Ozzy Cookbook


 Friends
Jokes Gallery
SuperLaugh Ecards
Guzer Funny Videos
All Funny Pictures
Cartoons4Fun
GoofyHumor
CrazyLaughs
Funny
Twisted Animations
Aha! Jokes
Funny Pics
Personal Horoscope

 More Friends



BELLIGERENT BEAR

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings that are on drugs."

The bear says, "I'm not on drugs."

The bartender says, "You are now, that was a Barbitchyouate."

< - Previous Joke | Next Drunk/Bar Joke - >

Back to Index


Guaranteed to Amaze and Amuse You
Proceed
Proceed...
I'm Poopin
I'm Poopin
Police at Work
Police at Work
One Word to Say 2 U
One Word to Say 2 U
Don't Take My Teddy
Don't Take My Teddy

Funny Quote of the Day

Bookmark and Share

Privacy Statement | © Copyright 2003/2009