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REAL
COWBOY
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans,
spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he
sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next
to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy
and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
"Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding
cows, breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am,"
replied the cowboy.
After a short while he asked her what she was. "I've
never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian.
I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I
get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower,
watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women,"
said the young woman.
A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another
drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are
you a real cowboy?"
"I always thought I was, but I just found out that
I'm a lesbian."
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