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A guy walks into a bar carrying a duffel bag and sits down at the bar and orders a drink. The bartender notices the bag and asks the man, "What's in it?"

The man opens the bag and takes out an 8-inch tall man and a small piano and tells the bartender that this is the only 8-inch pianist on earth.

"Wow," exclaims the bartender, "how did you get him?"

"Well, it happened like this. One day I was walking on the beach and I noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a cork on it. I opened the bottle up and a genie appeared. The genie told me that he would grant me one wish and I could wish for anything. You don't think I wished for an 8-inch pianist do you?"

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