A guy walks into a bar carrying a duffel bag and sits down
at the bar and orders a drink. The bartender notices the
bag and asks the man, "What's in it?"
The man opens the bag and takes out an 8-inch tall man and
a small piano and tells the bartender that this is the only
8-inch pianist on earth.
"Wow," exclaims the bartender, "how did you
"Well, it happened like this. One day I was walking
on the beach and I noticed a bottle lying in the sand with
a cork on it. I opened the bottle up and a genie appeared.
The genie told me that he would grant me one wish and I
could wish for anything. You don't think I wished for an
8-inch pianist do you?"