A
couple of airplane mechanics are kicked out of the local
bar and, with no place else to go, end up in the hangar
at LAX. One of them says to the other, "Man, have you
got anything to drink?"
"Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel--that'll kinda
give you a buzz."
So they get smashed and have a beautiful time; like only
drinking buddies can do. The following morning, one of them
wakes up and he knows his head will explode if he gets up.
But it doesn't. He gets up and feels good, in fact he feels
great--NO hangover!
The phone rings, it's his buddy. The buddy says, "Hey,
how do you feel?"
He said, "I feel great!!"
And the buddy says, "I feel great too!! You don't
have a hangover?"
And he says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff--no
hangover. We ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing. Did you
fart yet?"
"No."
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I did and now I'm in Denver."