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A couple of airplane mechanics are kicked out of the local bar and, with no place else to go, end up in the hangar at LAX. One of them says to the other, "Man, have you got anything to drink?"

"Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel--that'll kinda give you a buzz."

So they get smashed and have a beautiful time; like only drinking buddies can do. The following morning, one of them wakes up and he knows his head will explode if he gets up. But it doesn't. He gets up and feels good, in fact he feels great--NO hangover!

The phone rings, it's his buddy. The buddy says, "Hey, how do you feel?"

He said, "I feel great!!"

And the buddy says, "I feel great too!! You don't have a hangover?"

And he says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff--no hangover. We ought to do this more often."

"Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing. Did you fart yet?"


"Well, DON'T, 'cause I did and now I'm in Denver."

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