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HORSES AND BEER

Horse walks into a bar, orders a beer, sits down at one of the tables, and starts reading his paper.

The bartender is a bit shocked by all this, but pours the beer, and brings it over to the horse, who proffers a ten dollar bill for it. Now the barman figures the horse isn't that bright, so he decides to pull the old 'short-change' trick on him. He duly goes back to the horse with 1 dollar. The horse doesn't say a word.

The horse eventually finishes his beer and goes up to the bar to order another. Says the bartender to him, "Y'know, we don't get many horses in here."

To which the horse replies, "At nine dollars a beer, I'm not surprised!"

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'Obama is Irish' song smash hit on YouTube

Yup. Barack Obama, 44th President of the good old USA is as Irish as Bono. His great-great-grandfather came from Moneygall in County Offaly.

To celebrate, we present the song 'There's No One as Irish as Barack Obama', sung by Hardy Drew and the Nancy Boys. It became an instant big hit on YouTube, getting nearly 400,000 views in the first two weeks.

The band have been invited to Washington DC by Irish American Democrats to perform at Obama's inauguration party on 19th of Janurary 2009. Go Irish!

So get practising! To help you out, here's the words of the song:

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