night in a local pub, a man stumbled up to the only other
patron in a bar and asked if he could buy him a drink. "Why
of course," came the reply.
The first man then asked, "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replied the second man. The
first man responded, "You don't say, I'm from Ireland
too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," replied the second man. Curious,
the first man then asked, "Where in Ireland are you
"Dublin," came the reply.
"I can't believe it, " said the first man. "I'm
from Dublin too!" He continued, "Let's have another
drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replied the second man.
Curiosity again struck and the first man asked, "what
school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replied the second man. "I
graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man said. "I
went to Saint Mary's and graduated in '62, too!"
About that time, one of the regulars came into the bar
and sat down. "What's been going on?" he asked
"Nothing much," replied the bartender. "The
O'Malley twins are drunk again!"