Always
do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you
to keep your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemmingway
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than
alcohol has taken out of me. --Winston Churchill
He was a wise man who invented beer. --Plato
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer,
I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. --Deep Thought,
Jack Handy
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks
behind.--Humphrey Bogart
I drink to make other people interesting. --George Jean
Nathan
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend
time with his fools. --For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding
on. --Dean Martin
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me
- so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you
with beer. --Homer Simpson>
