guy is at the bar, just staring at his drink, when a big
truck driver steps up next to him, takes the guy's drink,
and gulps it down.
The guy starts crying.
The truck driver says, "Come on, man, I was just fucking
around. Here, I'll buy you another drink. For Christ sakes,
The guy says, "You don't understand. This has been
the worst day of my life. First, I sleep late, and when
I get to my office, my boss fires me. When I get to the
parking lot, I find out my car is stolen. I get a cab home,
and when I get there, I remember I left my wallet and credit
cards in my desk at work. The cab driver doesn't believe
me, and kicks my ass. When I finally go in the house, I
find my wife in bed with the gardener. So I come to this
bar, and just when I'm thinking about ending it all, you
show up and drink my poison."