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BAD
DAY
A
guy is at the bar, just staring at his drink, when a big
truck driver steps up next to him, takes the guy's drink,
and gulps it down.
The guy starts crying.
The truck driver says, "Come on, man, I was just fucking
around. Here, I'll buy you another drink. For Christ sakes,
don't cry."
The guy says, "You don't understand. This has been
the worst day of my life. First, I sleep late, and when
I get to my office, my boss fires me. When I get to the
parking lot, I find out my car is stolen. I get a cab home,
and when I get there, I remember I left my wallet and credit
cards in my desk at work. The cab driver doesn't believe
me, and kicks my ass. When I finally go in the house, I
find my wife in bed with the gardener. So I come to this
bar, and just when I'm thinking about ending it all, you
show up and drink my poison."
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