A
drunk walks into a bar, sits down and demands a drink.
"Get out" says the bartender. "I don't serve
drunks here".
The drunk staggers out the front door, only to come back
in through the side door. He sits at the bar, bangs his
fist and demands a drink.
"I just told you to get out, didn't I? Now LEAVE!".
The drunk gets off his stool, stumbles out the side door
and, comes back inside through the back door. Once again,
he sits at the bar and loudly asks for a drink.
The bartender, now glowing mad, looks at the drunk and
yells "I TOLD YOU, NO DRUNKS ALLOWED, NOW GET OUT!!!".
The drunk looks up at the bartender and slurs "How
many bars do you work at, anyway?".
