A
guy walks in to a bar with his dog he puts the dog on the
bar and says to the bartender, "This is the smartest
dog in the world. I bet five dollars that you can ask him
any thing and he will tell you the right answer."
So the bartender said, "All right. What is 10+11+13."
The dog said, "34." Wow he got it right. So, he
handed over the 5 dollar bill.
Then the guy said, "Don't let my dog go anywhere I
have to use the bathroom."
So he hands the dog the 5 dollars to hold while he was in
the bathroom. The bartender and the dog were having a conversation
with each other so the bartender says, "If you're so
smart go down the road and get me a newspaper." So
the dog goes out the door then the guy comes out of the
bathroom. He couldn't see his dog so he asks the bartender
where the dog was.
The bartender tells the guy, "The dog went to get me
a newspaper."
The guy throws a fit that the bartender let the dog leave.
So the guy goes out to find his dog. He looked all over
until he saw his dog in a alley making love to a poodle.
The man says, What are you doing? You have never done this
before."
The dog says, "I have never had 5 dollars before either."
A forensic science graduate caught a care assistant
thieving from her sick grandmother - with the help of a camera hidden
inside a teddy bear.
Emma Sampson, 21, set out to nab the thief after her grandmother, 75-year-old
Thelma Sampson, noticed that money was missing from her home in Walton,
Liverpool, England.
The forensic science graduate cleverly put her science skills to work
and called in the help of teddy and a hidden camera.
Emma and her dad Robert devised the scheme after his mom Thelma, who has
end stage leukemia, noticed £40 had gone missing from her purse.