guy walked into a bar and sat down next to an extremely
gorgeous woman. The first thing he noticed about her though,
was her pants. They were skin-tight, high-waisted and had
no obvious mechanism (zipper, buttons or velcro) for opening
them. After several minutes of puzzling over how she got
the pants up over her hips, he finally worked up the nerve
to ask her.
me miss, but how do you get into your pants?" he asks.
she replied, "You can start by buying me a drink."