A
man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking
it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.
After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again
and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven
times before the curious bartender asks him, "Every
time you order a beer, you look in your shirt pocket, why?"
The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there.
When she starts to look good, I'll go home."
What's a penis worth? $795,000, according to a court
ruling.
The court in Bucharest, Romania, ordered a doctor to pay that amount
in compensation after surgery that went horribly wrong.
The Romanian surgeon was ordered to hand over the money to a patient
whose penis he accidentally severed during a botched operation.
The court was told that in July 2004, Dr. Naum Ciomu made a surgical
error while operating on the man's testicles, severing the penis instead
of making an incision to the testicle.