REASONS TO OWN A CAT OVER A DOG
Cats rule. Dogs drool.
2. Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when
3. Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.
4. In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to a dog
owner's choking on saliva during
morning wake-up licks.
5. Cats always land on their feet. Dogs won't even let you
6. Cats let you kick them when you're stressed out.
7. Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before
tearing it to shreds.
8. Cats look cute sleeping on the TV. Dogs crash right in
front of the screen.
9. No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat."
10. Cats bury their crap. Dogs dig up others'.
11. Cats have better things to do than stick their nose
in your crotch.
12. Cats lay on the car in the heat. Dogs in heat lay the
13. Why do you think they call it "Dog Breath?"
14. Garfield. Odie. Enough said