Easterner had always dreamed of owning his own cattle ranch,
and finally made enough money to buy himself the spread
of his dreams in Wyoming.
"So, what did you name the ranch?" asked his
best friend when he flew out to visit.
"We had a heck of a time," admitted the new cowboy.
"Couldn't agree on anything. We finally settled on
the Double R Lazy L Triple Horseshoe Bar-7 Lucky Diamond
"Wow!" his friend was impressed. But looking
around he saw no cattle.
"So... where are all the cows?"
"None of 'em survived the branding."