PANDA WALKS INTO A BAR...
panda walked into a bar and went up to the barman and said:
"I want a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please."
The barman took his order and the Panda went to sit down
at a table. Soon, a waiter took over the meal, the Panda
gobbled it up, thanked, tipped the waiter and paid his bill.
All seemed normal until the Panda pulled out a gun from
the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot
the waiter dead.
The barman rushed over and said: "Argh!! You just
shot my friend!!!" The Panda calmly replied: "Do
you know what I am?" "Of Course I do," the
barman answered, "you're a Panda!" "Good,"
the Panda replied, "now go home and look me up in the
dictionary." And with that, the Panda walked out of
The barman was a little unsure, but he was very eager to
be enlightened on the subject of his friend's murder, so
he went home to find his dictionary and after a while he
found 'panda' and quickly read the definition...
PANDA: 1. A black and white bear native to China. Eats
shoots and leaves.