talent scout is walking down the street and comes across
a man and his dog. The little dog is singing. He has a lovely
voice and the talent scout says, "Come to my office.
I want to sign you and this marvelous dog to a contract.
This dog can make us both rich."
The man brings his little dog to the talent scout's office.
The little dog is just about to finish singing "La
Donna E' Mobile," when a large dog runs into the room
and grabs him by the scruff of the neck. She (it's a bitch)
runs away with him in her mouth.
The talent scout yells, "Stop her. She's taking away
The man replies, sadly, "It's no use. That's his mother.
She doesn't want him to be on stage. She wants him to be