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THIRSTY FOR BLOOD
Two
vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty
for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and
get some blood."
"We're new here," says the second one. "It's
dark out, and we don't know where to look. We'd better wait
until the other bats go with us."
The first bat replies, "Who needs them? I can find
some blood somewhere."
He flies out of the cave. When he returns, he is covered
with blood. The second bat says excitedly, "Where did
you get the blood?"
The first bat takes his friend to the mouth of the cave.
Pointing into the night, he asks "See that black building
over there?
"Yes," the other bat answers.
"Well," says the first bat, "I didn't."
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