PENIS ENLARGEMENT

A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. This particular procedure involved grafting a baby elephant's trunk onto the man's penis.

Overjoyed, the man went out with his best girl to a very fancy restaurant. After cocktails, the man's penis crept out of his pants, felt around the table, grabbed a bread roll and quickly disappeared under the tablecloth.

The girl was startled and exclaimed, "What was that?"

Suddenly, the penis came back, took another bread roll and just as quickly disappeared.

The girl was silent for a moment, then finally said, "I don't believe I saw what I think I just saw…can you do that again?"

With a strained smile the man replied, "Darling, I'd like to, but I don't think my arse can take another bread roll!"