man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. This particular
procedure involved grafting a baby elephant's trunk onto
the man's penis.
Overjoyed, the man went out with his best girl to a very
fancy restaurant. After cocktails, the man's penis crept
out of his pants, felt around the table, grabbed a bread
roll and quickly disappeared under the tablecloth.
The girl was startled and exclaimed, "What was that?"
Suddenly, the penis came back, took another bread roll and
just as quickly disappeared.
The girl was silent for a moment, then finally said, "I
don't believe I saw what I think I just saw
do that again?"
With a strained smile the man replied, "Darling, I'd
like to, but I don't think my arse can take another bread