koala enters a popular tavern in Melbourne and sits down
at the bar. It isn't long after he's sipping on a martini
when he's approached by a prostitute. She sits down next
to him and asks him if he'd like to have sex with her in
the back room. Being a typical male, the koala complies
and follows the slut to the back room. He wails away on
her and then returns to the bar. He grabs his coat and heads
for the door.
He doesn't quite make it out before the hooker asks him
where he is going and when he intended on paying her for
the sex. She tells him to look up the word "prostitute"
in the dictionary.
It read "prostitute-one who receives money for sex"
The koala then hands the dictionary to the prostitute and
tells her to look up "koala."
It read "koala-a member of the marsupial family who
eats bush and leaves."