can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to re-train.
do you call 9 blondes in a circle? A dope ring.
can't blondes be pharmacists? Because they can't figure
out how to fit the bottle in the typewriter.
the definition of eternity? 4 blondes at a 4 way stop.
do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? "Toe goes in first".
did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?
"OH LOOK!!! Donut seeds."
do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant with
blondes walked into a bar. You'd think that one of them
would have seen it.
do you know there's a blonde secretary working in an office?
The boss is always smiling.
is a blonde like a mosquito? She starts sucking, you keep
slapping her away and she comes back for more.
is a blonde like a bowling ball? You finger her three times,
you shag her down an alley and she always comes back for
is a blonde like a tv? A child can turn her on.