A
blonde was driving down the motorway when her car phone
rang. It was her husband, urgently warning her, "Honey,
I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong
way on the M25. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car!" said the blonde.
"There's f*ck*ng hundreds of them!"
What's a penis worth? $795,000, according to a court
ruling.
The court in Bucharest, Romania, ordered a doctor to pay that amount
in compensation after surgery that went horribly wrong.
The Romanian surgeon was ordered to hand over the money to a patient
whose penis he accidentally severed during a botched operation.
The court was told that in July 2004, Dr. Naum Ciomu made a surgical
error while operating on the man's testicles, severing the penis instead
of making an incision to the testicle.