Two
blondes, Trisha and Robin decided to rob a bank together.
The first blonde, Trisha plans the robbery and goes over
the plan with the second blonde, Robin, in great detail.
The robbery begins. Trisha drives up in front of the bank,
stops the car and says to Robin, "I want to make absolutely
sure you understand the plan.
You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more
than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the
plan?"
"Perfectly," said Robin.
Robin goes in the bank while Trisha waits in the getaway
car.
One minute passes . . .
Two minutes pass . . .
Seven minutes pass . . . and Trisha is really stressing
out.
Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Robin.
She's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to
the car. About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of
the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security
guard coming out. The guard's pants and underwear are down
around his ankles while he is firing his weapon. As the
gals are getting away, Trisha says "You are such a
blonde! I thought you understood the plan!"
Robin said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!"
"No, you idiot," said Trish. "You got it
all mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"
