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ALLIGATOR
SHOES
A
young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She
wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way,
but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local
vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with
the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers,
the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch
my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable
price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe
you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps,
set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home when he
spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water,
shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator
swimming quickly toward her.
She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal
of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were
several more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde
flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts
out, "Darn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
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