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SHE
WAS SO BLONDE, THAT...
She
sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She
thought a quarterback was a refund.
She
tripped over the cordless phone.
She
put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make
up her mind.
She
told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk"
and "Don't Walk".
She
took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At
the bottom of the application where is says "Sign here",
she wrote Sagittarius.
If
she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
When
she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she
moved.
She
got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure out that
she could use it at night.
When
she saw the sign in front of the YMCA, she said, "Look!
They spelled Macy's wrong!".
She
stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said
"Concentrate".
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