WAS SO BLONDE, THAT...
sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
thought a quarterback was a refund.
tripped over the cordless phone.
put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make
up her mind.
told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk"
and "Don't Walk".
took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
the bottom of the application where is says "Sign here",
she wrote Sagittarius.
she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she
got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure out that
she could use it at night.
she saw the sign in front of the YMCA, she said, "Look!
They spelled Macy's wrong!".
stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said