in the old Wild West, there were two blonde cowpokes, Jeff
and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong drink
in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with
an Indian's head under his arm.
The barman shakes his hand and says, "I hate Indians,
last week they burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my
wife and killed my children."
He then says, "If any man brings me the head of an
Indian, I'll give him one thousand dollars." The two
blondes looked at each other and walked out of the bar to
go hunting for an Indian. They were walking around for a
while when suddenly they saw one; Jeff threw a rock which
hit the Indian right on the head. The Indian fell off his
horse, but landed seventy feet down a ravine.
The two blondes made their way down the ravine where Dave
pulled out a knife to claim their trophy.
Suddenly, Jeff said, "Dave, take a look at this."
Dave replied, "Not now, I'm busy."
Jeff tugged him on the shoulder and says, "I really
think you should look at this."
Dave said, "Look, you can see I'm busy. There's a thousand
dollars in my hand."
But Jeff was adamant. "Please, Dave, take a look at
So Dave looked up and saw that standing at the top of the
ravine were five thousand red Indians. Dave just shook his
head and said, "Oh my God, we're going to be millionaires!"