young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview
. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So,
miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The blonde
counts carefully on her fingers for about 3 seconds before
replying "Ehh... 23!".
The interviewer tries another straight forward one to break
the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from
her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends
the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement
and announces, "Five foot three!"
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the
real basics. "And ehh, just to confirm for our records,
your name please?" The blonde bobs her head from side
to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently
to herself, before replying "Stephanie".
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so
he asks "Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand
your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and
the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what
were you doing when we asked you your name?"
"Ohh that!" replies the blonde, "That's just
me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday