SENDING
A MESSAGE
A
blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message
to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost
$300 she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money!!
But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in
Poland!"
The man arched an eyebrow. "Anything?" "Yes,
anything" the blonde promised.
With that, the man said, "Follow me." He walked
into the next room and ordered, "Come in and close
the door." She did. He then said, "Get on your
knees." She did. Then he said, "Take down my zipper."
She did.
He said, "Go ahead... take it out." She took it
out and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed
his eyes and whispered, "Well... go ahead!"
The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding
it close to her lips she said loudly, "HELLO... MOM?
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