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THE
MAIL
A
man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive
blond female neighbour came out of the house and went straight
to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed
back in the house.
A
little later she came out of her house again went to the
mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily,
back into the house she went.
As
the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came
out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed
it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled
by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To
which she replied, "There certainly is!"
(are
you ready? ... this is a beauty ...)
My
stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
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