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STALLED IN THE DESERT

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert when their car suddenly stalls. They all get out of the car and, upon realizing that it's not going to start, they each take one thing from the car. The brunette takes a bottle of water, the redhead takes a bag of food with her, and the blonde takes the car door.

They begin to walk through the desert, and soon stop to rest. At this point the blonde and the brunette turn to the redhead and ask her why she brought the food. She replies, "Well, in case I get hungry I'll have something to eat."

They all think this is pretty reasonable and then the redhead and the blonde turn to the brunette and ask her why she decided to bring water. The brunette replies, "Well, in case I got thirsty I'll have something to drink." They all decide that's a good idea, too.

Finally, the brunette and the redhead turn to the blonde and ask her why on earth she would take the car door. She replies, "Well, I thought if I got hot I could roll down the window."

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'Obama is Irish' song smash hit on YouTube

Yup. Barack Obama, 44th President of the good old USA is as Irish as Bono. His great-great-grandfather came from Moneygall in County Offaly.

To celebrate, we present the song 'There's No One as Irish as Barack Obama', sung by Hardy Drew and the Nancy Boys. It became an instant big hit on YouTube, getting nearly 400,000 views in the first two weeks.

The band have been invited to Washington DC by Irish American Democrats to perform at Obama's inauguration party on 19th of Janurary 2009. Go Irish!

So get practising! To help you out, here's the words of the song:

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