IN THE DESERT
a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the
desert when their car suddenly stalls. They all get out
of the car and, upon realizing that it's not going to start,
they each take one thing from the car. The brunette takes
a bottle of water, the redhead takes a bag of food with
her, and the blonde takes the car door.
They begin to walk through the desert, and soon stop to
rest. At this point the blonde and the brunette turn to
the redhead and ask her why she brought the food. She replies,
"Well, in case I get hungry I'll have something to
They all think this is pretty reasonable and then the redhead
and the blonde turn to the brunette and ask her why she
decided to bring water. The brunette replies, "Well,
in case I got thirsty I'll have something to drink."
They all decide that's a good idea, too.
Finally, the brunette and the redhead turn to the blonde
and ask her why on earth she would take the car door. She
replies, "Well, I thought if I got hot I could roll
down the window."