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BLONDE
GOES ICE FISHING
A
blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on
the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary
"tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen
lake. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started
to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky,
a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured
a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole.
Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE
ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite
end of the ice,set up her stool, and tried again to cut
her hole. The voice came once more."THERE ARE NO FISH
UNDER THE ICE!"
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you,
Lord?"
The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE
ICE RINK!"
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