A
dumb blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the
Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "before
you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" she said. But Saint Peter said not to
worry, he'd make it easy. "Who was God's son?"
asked Saint Peter. The dumb blonde thought for a few minutes
and said "Andy!"
"That's interesting... What made you say that?"
said Saint Peter.
Then she started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy
talks with me! Andy tells me..."
How Do You Decide Who To Marry
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports,
she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips
and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
stuck with.
- Kirsten, age 10
What is the Right Age To Get Married
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10