|
|
|
101 Ways to Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting
entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.
Read all 101 Ways to
Annoy People |
|
|
|
|
SUICIDE
If
a blonde and a brunette were to jump off a top of a building..who
would hit the ground first?
The brunette because the blonde would have to stop and
ask for directions!
|
< - Previous Joke | Next
Blonde Joke - >
Back to Index
|
