BLONDE
DEODORANT
A
blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for
some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused,
explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant,
and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has
been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis,
and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't
have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" said the blonde, "I will go and get
it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the chemist
who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal
stick of underarm deodorant."
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads
out loud from the container, "To apply, push up bottom."
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