A
blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for
a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for
her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck
and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle
on the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and
not move.
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face,
so he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this."
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every
window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has
a smile on her face. He is getting really mad.
He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now
she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose
it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours
it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she
is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" The truck driver asked the
blonde.
She replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped
outside the circle 4 times."
