Blonde And A Brunette Are Running A Ranch Together In Louisiana.
They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to
increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings
of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually
meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull. "It's
the only one I've got for $599, take it or leave it."
She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office
and says, "I'd like to send a telegram to my friend
in Louisiana that says: Have found the stud bull for our
ranch, bring the trailer."
The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to
anywhere in the U.S. are $.75 per word."
She thinks about it for a moment and decides. "I'd
like to send one word, please."
"And what word would that be?" inquires the man.
"Comfortable." replies the brunette.
The man asks, "I'm sorry miss, but how is your friend
gonna understand this telegram?"
The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads