A BLONDE JOKE
blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After
ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind
guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky,
deep voice,the woman next to him says, "Before you
tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender
is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200
pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the
fella sitting next to me is blonde and he's a weightlifter.
The woman to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler.
Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to
explain it five times."