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BLONDE
FLYING FIRST CLASS
There
is a blonde on a plane to New York. She is sitting in the
first class section, but her ticket says that she should
be in the coach section. A flight attendant realizes the
blonde's mistake and asks her politely to move. The blonde
won't move. All she says is, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful,
and I'm going to New York."
The flight attendant goes and tells all of the other flight
attendants. They all try to persuade the blonde to move,
but she won't move. All she says is, "I'm blonde, I'm
beautiful, and I'm going to New York."
The flight attendants go and tell the pilot about the obnoxious
blonde. They tell him the only thing that she says. He puts
the plane on auto-pilot and whispers something in the blonde's
ear.
Immediately, she gets up and moves to her normal seat.
Then the pilot goes back to fly the plane. The flight attendants
are all very curious about how the pilot made the blonde
move so quickly.
They ask him and he says, "Oh, it was easy. All I
had to do was tell her that the first class section wasn't
going to New York!"
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