1.
If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might
be a college student.
2. If you live in a house with three couches, none of which
match.
3. If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
4. If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.
5. If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles.
6. If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without
sleeping.
7. If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value
Meal Plastic Cups (ie Olympic Dream Team I or II).
8. If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry
loads.
9. If you cannot remember when you last washed your car.
10. If you can pack your worldly possessions into the back
of a pick-up (one trip).
11. If you have ever had to justify yourself for buying
Natural Light.
12. If the first thing you do in the morning is roll over
and introduce yourself.
13. If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.
14. If your trash is overflowing and your bank account
isn't
15. If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week
16. If you eat at the cafeteria because it's "free",
even though it tastes terrible.
17. If you are personally keeping the local pizza place
from bankruptcy
18. If you wake up 10 minutes before class
19. If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without
washing them
20. If your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to
class
21. If your social life consists of a date with the library
22. If your idea of "doing your hair" is putting
on a baseball cap
23. If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room
24. If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times
because that's all you have
25. If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing
your swim suit to class
26. If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn
27. If you celebrate when you find a quarter
28. If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over
29. If your walls are plastered with posters of half naked
men or women (whichever your preference)
30. If you have built up a tolerence for beverages (he
he he)
31. If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands
up by itself
32. If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis
33. If you get more sleep in class than in your room
34. If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself
some Ramen Noodles
35. If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo
36. If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile
homes
37. If you get more e-mail than mail.
