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SORORITY GIRLS JOKES

  • What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles.
  • What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball? You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.
  • What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball? You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
  • What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball? You can't fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball.
  • How are a sorority girl and a bowling ball alike? You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter and they always come back for more.
  • What is the difference between sorority girls and hookers? Sorority girls cost less per score.
  • What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant? About 40 lbs. How do you equalize the two? Feed the elephant.
  • What's the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning? Walks home.
  • What's the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic? Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.
  • How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm? She drops her nail file.
  • What's a sorority girl's favorite wine? Daaadddy, I want to go to mi-ammmmi.
  • What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape? Don't know. There is only so much an ape can be forced to do.
  • Why is a sorority girl like a doorknob? Because everyone gets a turn.
  • How do you get a sorority girl in your bed? Grease her hips so she'll fit through the door and throw a Twinkie on the bed.
  • Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll? You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.
  • What's the difference between sorority girls and garbage? Garbage gets taken out once a week.
  • What do you call 100 sorority girls sun-bathing on a beach in Cuba? Bay of Pigs.
  • What do you call a sorority girl hang-glider festival? Multiple total eclipses.
  • What is a sorority girl's mating call? I'm sooooo drunk, I'm sooooo drunk!
  • What is the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
  • What do you get when cross a lawyer with a sorority girl? Nothing. There are some things a sorority girl won't do.
  • What do you get when cross a lawyer with a sorority girl? I don't know, but it sure enjoys screwing people.
  • What do you get when cross a lawyer with a sorority girl? I don't know, but when it sucks your cock, it doesn't stop until it gets blood.

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