A
student of proctology is in the morgue one day after classes,
wanting to get a little practice in before the final exams.
He goes over to a table where a body is lying face down.
He uncovers the sheet over the body, and to his surprise
he finds a cork in the corpse's rectum.
Figuring that this is fairly unusual, he pulls the cork
out, and to his surprise, music begins playing:
"On the road again...just can't wait to get on the
road again..." The student is amazed, and places the
cork back in the backside. The music stops. Totally freaked
out, the student calls the Medical Examiner over to the
corpse.
"Look at this, this is really something," the
student tells the examiner as he pulls the cork back out
again. "On the road again...just can't wait to get
on the road again..."
"So what?" the Medical Examiner replies, obviously
unimpressed with the student's discovery.
"But isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever
seen?" asked the student.
"Are you kidding?" replied the Examiner, "Any
asshole can sing country music."
