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FINAL EXAM
A
high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's
final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not
being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack
or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your
immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A
smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and
asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was
suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The
entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and
snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically
at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says,
"Well,
I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
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