REASONS FOR GOING TO SCHOOL
one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake
up, It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers
hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on
now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another,
you're the Principal!"