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ST.
PATRICK WAS A FAGGOT
Three
Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one
of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him
on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick
was a faggot."
"Oh
really, hmm, didn't know that."
Puzzled,
the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told
him St. Patrick was a faggot, and he didn't care."
The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know
how to set him off...watch and learn." So, the second
Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the
shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was
a transvestite faggot!"
"Oh
really, hmm, didn't know that."
Shocked
beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies.
"You're right. He's unshakable!" The third Englishman
remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off... just watch."
So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped
him on the shoulder and said, "I hear St. Patrick was
an Englishman!"
"Yeah,
that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."
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