LINGUS MILE HIGH CLUB
mother and young son were flying Aer Lingus. The son, who
had been looking out the plane's window, turned to his mother
and said "Mom ... If big dogs have baby dogs and big
cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
for an answer the mother suggested to her son that he ask
the stewardess. The boy promptly got out of his seat and
wandered back to the service area. "Excuse me"
the boy said to the stewardess. "If big dogs have baby
dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have
your mother tell you to ask me that?"
"Yes" He said nodding his head.
She whispered in the boy's ear, "Tell your mother it's
because Aer Lingus always pulls out on time."