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101 Ways to Annoy People

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

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CHINESE TAKEAWAY IN CORK

This Chinese guy gets a job with a wheelie-bin outfit. he turns up on a doorstep on Cork's northside and knocks on the door..this guy with a tight tee-shirt, crew-cut hair and a mad tan appears....
-Chinese guy: "where you bin?."
-Cork guy : "de cunnaries , boy."
-Chinese guy:"no, no, where you bin?."
-Cork guy :"du cunnaries, i'm tellun ya boy!"
-Chinese guy:"no,no. where you wheelie bin?"
-Cork guy :"alruight so boy, I was out in crosshaven for the weekend."

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