TAKEAWAY IN CORK
Chinese guy gets a job with a wheelie-bin outfit. he turns
up on a doorstep on Cork's northside and knocks on the door..this
guy with a tight tee-shirt, crew-cut hair and a mad tan
-Chinese guy: "where you bin?."
-Cork guy : "de cunnaries , boy."
-Chinese guy:"no, no, where you bin?."
-Cork guy :"du cunnaries, i'm tellun ya boy!"
-Chinese guy:"no,no. where you wheelie bin?"
-Cork guy :"alruight so boy, I was out in crosshaven
for the weekend."