wedding occurred, just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep
everyone got drunk and the bride's and groom's families
have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room
and generally kicking the crap out of each other.
Police get called in to break up the fight. The following
week, all members of both families appear in court. The
fight continues in the court room until the Judge finally
brings calm with the use of his hammer, shouting "Silence
court room goes silent and Paddy (the best man) stands
up and says, "Judge.. I was the best man at the wedding
and I think I should explain what happened". The
Judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy begins
his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional
in a Cavan wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance
with the Bride. The judge says "OK".
said Paddy, "After I had finished the first dance,
the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second
song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing
to the third song.. when all of a sudden the Groom leapt
over the table, ran towards us and gave the Bride an unmerciful
kick in her privates".
Judge instantly responded... "God.. that must of
Paddy replies "HURT!.. He broke three of my fingers."