THE KERRYMAN DIES
the Kerryman died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and
the morgue needed someone
to identify the body. So his two best friends, Seamus
and Seanin (Also Kerrymen), were sent for. Seamus went
in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said
"Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."
So the mortician rolled him over and Seamus looked and
said "Nope, it ain't Paddy."
The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he
brought Seanin in to identify the body. Seanin took a look
at him and said, "Yup he's burnt real bad, roll him
over". The mortician rolled him over and Seanin looked
down and said, "No, it ain't Paddy".
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Seanin
said, "Well, Paddy had two assholes." "What,
he had two assholes?" said the mortician. "Yup,
everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went into
town, folks would say, "Here comes Paddy with them